July 26, 2000 | From the golden age of Hollywood studios
to the twilight of the drive-in circuit, they were known as
B-movies: Low-budget, high-concept genre flicks, shrewdly
derivative of pricier film fare, populated with has-beens,
wanna-bes, never-weres and ever-reliable second-stringers.
But new technology ushered in a new type of cinema: V-movies,
pictures made primarily, if not exclusively, for home video
consumption. For some, V-movies are the best way to sustain
stalled careers. For others, V-movies are, and forever will
be, the only game in town. Either way, V-movie stardom is
an enduring phenomenon, and attention must be paid to V-movie
superstars
GARY
BUSEY
Through much of his movie career, Gary Busey has come off
as a party-hearty good-ol'-boy, a shambling teddybear of a
Texan with a rapid-fire gift for gab and a toothy grin that
resembles twin rows of refrigerators. Whether he's boldly
cast against type (check out his faux Joe DiMaggio in Nicolas
Roeg's Insignificance) or playing perfect-fit lead roles and
character parts, he conveys all the lip-smacking, eye-bulging
gusto of someone who thinks -- hot damn! -- acting is one
hell of a great way to earn beer money.
Indeed, Busey generates such good will in his on-screen adventures
that it's often painful to read about his off-screen brushes
with death and battles with personal demons. He literally
fell off a cliff during the filming of Barbarosa, barely survived
a nasty motorcycle accident in 1988, and sought treatment
for cocaine addiction in 1995 after nearly snorting his way
into Choir Invisible. And, of course, there's the usual tabloid
stuff about public rowdiness and marital combat.
To his credit, Busey has managed to keep working through good
and bad times, alternating between juicy character bits in
mainstream features and pay-the-rent jobs in routine V-movies.
Typical of the latter is his ingratiatingly efficient performance
as an emotionally scarred homicide cop in Breaking Point.
Confronted with a slew of lurid plot absurdities -- a serial
killer turns out to be a male exotic dancer who gives pre-murder
private performances for bound female victims -- Busey provides
a center of gravity simply by keeping his face straight and
his tone steady. He is a tad more animated as a fugitive assassin
who wants to make amends with his dying father in the blandly
unremarkable Warriors. But, then again, considering that his
co-star is the charisma-challenged Michael Pare, he doesn't
have to do much to be, comparatively speaking, a blazing ball
of fire.
Evidently, Busey has developed a sharply honed sense for how
much he can get away with in a film aimed primarily at TV
viewers. Obviously, he knows when to proudly swagger, and
when to merely strut. Unlike co-star Burt Reynolds, who lurches
over the top with a laughably unconvincing Foreign Person
accent as the chief bad guy in Universal Solider II: Brothers
in Arms, Busey plays a villainous henchman in the made-for-cable
sequel with only a few modest nibbles on the scenery.
Busey recently proclaimed himself a born-again Christian,
leading cynics to suspect that working with David Lynch (Lost
Highway) and Terry Gilliam (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
within a two-year period might be enough to drive anyone back
to Jesus. Whatever the reason for his road-to-Damascus experience,
he has backed his words with deeds: In Tribulation, a straight-to-video
cautionary drama produced by evangelical Pentecostals, Busey
plays an agnostic cop who battles the minions of Satan (Nick
Mancuso, truly fearsome for all the wrong reasons) in a post-Rapture
world. The movie plumbs dank depths of godawfulness with the
ineptitude of its writing and direction, but give it this
much: Gary Busey is remarkably affecting in the final scene
when he makes peace with The Man Upstairs. For reasons that
have little to do with the V-movie itself, you're really glad
to see the poor guy has been saved.
SELECTIVE FILMOGRAPHY: 1973: "The Last American Hero." 1976:
"A Star is Born." 1978: "Big Wednesday," "Straight Time,"
"The Buddy Holly Story." 1980: "Carny," "Foolin' Around."
1982: "Barbarosa." 1983: "D.C. Cab." 1984: "The Bear." 1985:
"Insignificance." 1987: "Lethal Weapon." 1990: "Predator 2."
1991: "Point Break." 1992: "Under Siege." 1993: "Breaking
Point," "The Firm." 1994: "Warriors," "Surviving the Game,"
"Drop Zone." 1996: "Steel Sharks," "Man With a Gun," "Black
Sheep," "Carried Away." 1997: "Plato's Run," "Lost Highway,"
"The Real Thing" (a.k.a. "Livers Ain't Cheap"); 1998: "Universal
Solider II: Brothers in Arms," "Two Shades of Blue," "No Tomorrow,"
"Detour," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," "Soldier." 1999:
"Hot Boyz," "The Girl Next Door." 2000: "Tribulation."
ANDREW
McCARTHY
What if there had been made-for-cable movies and direct-to-video
features in the 1960s and '70s? Would Troy Donahue have starred
in a slew of supercop capers? Might Tab Hunter have sustained
a career by being the fall guy in a bunch of erotic thrillers?
Could Sandra Dee have altered her image by playing a hot-to-trot
femme fatale in steamy neo-noirs?
These are just a few of the imponderables that may pop into
your head as you note the preponderance of former Brat Packers
in the Action/Adventure section of any well-stocked video
store. When they're not attempting comebacks in sitcoms and
dramatic series, or taking small parts in edgy indie fare
to prove they're not just kids anymore, many erstwhile '80s
icons pay their bills and avoid oblivion by keeping their
names above the titles in workaday V-movies. The big difference
is, instead of playing characters who fret over prom dates
or first jobs, they're now cast as people who save the world,
or capture serial killers, or contend with the huffing-and-puffing
big-bad-wolfishness of Michael Ironside.
To
a degree that some of his former co-stars might envy, Andrew
McCarthy, the affably pleasant young star of Class, St. Elmo's
Fire and Pretty in Pink, has made a reasonably smooth transition
from Brat Pack fun and games to V-movie guns and poses. He
remains boyishly handsome, but not so much that he looks profoundly
foolish, as an FBI profiler (Perfect Assassins) or a cynical
homicide cop (Beyond Redemption). In fact, his relative youthfulness
sometimes works to his advantage: As a taxi driver who's marked
for death after finding stolen loot in Night of the Running
Man, McCarthy elevates the authenticity of standard-issue
scenes in which the hero simply outruns the pursuing bad guys.
Since he's being chased by Scott Glenn -- who's a couple of
decades older, and looks every day of it -- you have no trouble
believing that McCarthy can sprint faster and longer.
Occasionally, McCarthy feels the need to make himself seem
more "adult" -- i.e., less like someone who might be lusting
for his prep-school roommate's mother -- by growing a beard,
or close-cropping his hair, or deepening his voice to indicate
the weight of his testes. In The Heist, for example, he relies
on the image enhancement of an aggressively butch coiffure
to make himself more believable as a bad-ass ex-con who commandeers
a security company's headquarters. It's a cheap trick, to
be sure, but in this case, it works.
McCarthy wears a stylish goatee in I'm Losing You, an underrated
drama about falling stars and fading lights in Hollywood that
received scant theatrical exposure before fast-forwarding
to video. As the son of a famous producer (Frank Langella)
who's slowly succumbing to cancer, the ex-Brat Packer gives
a gravely melancholy performance that's all the more compelling
because of its semi-autobiographical flavor. McCarthy plays
an underemployed actor who hasn't made good on his early promise,
and who's dismissed by casting directors for feature films
because he's "too cable." When he picks up his little girl
at school, he says, only half-jokingly, "Daddy's had a hard
day of not being cast in a major motion picture." If McCarthy
appears to wince when he says that line -- well, the truth
hurts.
SELECTED FILMOGRAPHY: 1983: "Class." 1985: "Heaven Help Us,"
"St. Elmo's Fire." 1986: "Pretty in Pink." 1987: "Mannequin,"
"Less Than Zero." 1988: "Fresh Horses." 1989: "Weekend at
Bernie's." 1991: "Year of the Gun." 1993: "The Joy Luck Club,"
"Weekend at Bernie's II." 1994: "Night of the Running Man,"
"Dead Funny." 1995: "Dream Man," "The Courtyard." 1996: "Things
I Never Told You," "The Heist" (a.k.a "Hostile Force"), "Escape
Clause," "Mulholland Falls." 1997: "Stag." 1998: "Perfect
Assassins," "Fool's Errand," "I'm Losing You," "I Woke Up
Early the Day I Died." 1999: "New Waterford Girl," "New World
Disorder," "Beyond Redemption."
MICHAEL
PARE
Despite his unfortunate penchant for mumbling-macho posturing,
Michael Pare was anointed as an ascending star in such early
efforts as Streets of Fire and Eddie and the Cruisers. With
the latter film, a box-office underachiever, he actually earned
a footnote in movie history: Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie
Lives! arguably was the first sequel to be produced for theatrical
release solely because of its predecessor's track record in
cable and home-video venues.
Unfortunately,
ever since he failed to make the grade as a TV supercop in
the deservedly short-lived Houston Knights (1987-88), Pare
has toiled mostly in the valley of V-movies with mixed success
and scant enthusiasm. More often than not, he simply sleepwalks
through generic plot mechanics with the grimly determined
air of someone handling an unpleasant but necessary chore,
like unclogging a drain or taking out the garbage. As he edges
into middle age with his good looks relatively intact, he
gives the impression that he considers his movie career to
be something of an imposition, a waste of time that could
be better spent on -- well, hanging out. Or sleeping. Even
while making smooth moves over, under and around Barbara Carrera
in Point of Impact, Pare brings little gusto to picking up
a paycheck.
It's instructive
to compare his studied indifference to the engaged underplaying
of co-star Robert Davi, another V-movie mainstay, in The Dangerous.
No doubt about it, the flick is a nose-burning stinker, mixing
vengeful ninjas, maverick cops, Hispanic drug dealers and
free-lance assassins in a bland gumbo on the mean streets
of New Orleans. Elliott Gould, Joel Grey and John Savage wander
through, looking vaguely embarrassed at being spotted in this
purgatory for the underemployed. But Davi ignores all evidence
that he's stuck in a moldy piece of cheese, playing a mysterious
ex-cop -- or ex-spy, or ex-FBI agent, or ex-whatever -- with
subtle dash and panache. In contrast, Pare evidences all the
eagerness of a guy who took his co-starring role only because
he lost a bet. Whenever his character disappears from the
plot -- which happens frequently, for extended stretches --
you can't help suspecting Pare tried to escape, and had to
be dragged, kicking and screaming, back to the set.
More recently,
in a V-movie time-killer known alternately as Merchant of
Death and Mission of Death, Pare did his somnambulist thing
once again as a loose-cannon cop in Portland, Oregon, a place
where, for no apparent reason, large numbers of people speak
with South African accents. (The closing credits reveal the
picture's Johannesburg roots.) To be fair, Pare manages just
a smidgen of intensity when his character is forced to recall
a childhood trauma during a psychiatric evaluation. After
that, unfortunately, it's back to business as usual as the
poker-faced Pare kills a lot of people in Portland, flies
to Venezuela and kills some more folks, then returns to Portland
and kills a few others. It's a dirty job -- but, hey, someone's
got to do it.
SELECTED
FILMOGRAPHY:
1983:
"Eddie and the Cruisers." 1984: "Streets of
Fire," "The Philadelphia Experiment." 1985:
"Space Rage." 1987: "Instant Justice."
1989: "Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!"
1990: "Dragonfight," "Moon 44." 1991:
"Sunset Heat," "The Killing Streets."
1992: "Into the Sun," "Blink of an Eye."
1993: "Point of Impact." 1994: "Warriors,"
"Deadly Heroes," "The Dangerous." 1995:
"Village of the Damned," "Raging Angels."
1996: "Bad Moon," "Coyote Run." 1997:
"Falling Fire," "Strip Search," "Mission
of Death" (a.k.a. "Merchant of Death"). 1998:
"Hope Floats," "October 22." 1999: "Space
Fury," "The Virgin Suicides."
ERIC
ROBERTS
Eric Roberts has spent the better part of the last two
decades living down his first big break. Back in 1978, he
was overhyped and underwhelming as a Next Big Thing in the
misbegotten King of the Gypsies. Cast as a volatile usurper
of power in a New York gypsy clan, the hunky newcomer evidenced
all the authority of day-old toast. Even with a gun in his
hand, he appeared only slightly more formidable than Elisha
Cook Jr. as the posturing gunsel in The Maltese Falcon.
After
that, Roberts had nowhere to go but up. And, sure enough,
he redeemed himself with risky and quirky work in such movies
as Star 80 (playing the manipulative and murderously jealous
husband of Playboy playmate Dorothy Stratton) and Runaway
Train (earning an Oscar nomination for daring to stand near
Jon Voight as the latter gorged himself on scenery, dialogue
and other actors). By the end of the '80s, however, Roberts
found himself on a dead-end detour from the comeback trail.
It helped little that he was overshadowed by, and very bitterly
estranged from, his superstar kid sister. (Maybe you've heard
of her, she's an actress named Julia.) It helped even less
that he skirted perilously close to self-parody with a repetitive
mix of Method mannerism and moist hyperventilation.
So how
has Eric Roberts continued to survive and thrive? Largely
by reinventing himself as a dependable utility player in melodramas
made primarily for home video and cable television. And while
he tends to specialize in neo-noir thrillers, he has demonstrated
impressive range with a rogues' gallery of flawed heroes,
scurvy losers and not-so-innocent bystanders: a smoothly ingratiating
con man who talks smart women into dumb investments (Lonely
Hearts); an abrasive talk-radio host with a fondness for fatal
one-nights stands (Power 98); a slick safecracker who comes
between a bent cop (Michael Rooker) and a femme fatale (Lysette
Anthony) while plotting a majot heist (The Hard Truth); a retired
mob enforcer whose new identity is exposed by a punkish computer
hacker (Hitman's Run); a compassionate cop whose ex-wife may
have been murdered, and whose estranged teenage son is a prime
suspect (Dead End).
As he
has grown up -- and buffed up -- Roberts has evolved from
a tediously twitchy male ingénue to a credible and
creditable character actor. He also earns high marks for working
well with others, whether he's stuck in the ensemble of a
terrible Tarantinoesque goof (American Strays) or calling
the shots as first among equals in a fiendishly clever sleeper
(The Immortals). These and other V-movies on his resume underscore
his strengths as a first-rate journeyman who does not transcend
his material so much as serve it with thoroughgoing professionalism.
More's the pity, then, that Roberts' growth, maturity and
reliability as an actor remain phenomena appreciated almost
exclusively by those who channel surf cable TV in the wee
small hours, or cruise the Action/Adventure shelves at their
friendly neighborhood video stores.
SELECTED
FILMOGRAPHY:
1978:
"King of the Gypsies." 1983: "Star 80."
1984: "The Pope of Greenwich Village." 1985: "Runaway
Train," "The Coca-Cola Kid." 1986: "Slow
Burn." 1988: "Blood Red." 1989: "Best
of the Best." 1991: "Lonely Hearts," "By
the Sword." 1992: "Final Analysis." 1993: "Best
of the Best II." 1994: "Love is a Gun," "The
Hard Truth," "Babyfever." 1995: "Nature
of the Beast," "The Immortals." 1996: "It's
My Party," "Heaven's Prisoners," "Power
98," "The Cable Guy," "American Strays."
1998: "Two Shades of Blue," "T.N.T.,"
"Dead End," "Prophecy II," "La Cucaracha,"
"Purgatory," "Hitman's Run."
MICKEY
ROURKE
For anyone who has ever dreamed of seeing Jean-Claude
Van Damme kick the living crap out of Mickey Rourke -- and
you know who you are, so don't try to lie about it -- Double
Team had to be a near-religious experience, on the order of
having great sex or winning the office Oscar pool. Indeed,
during the movie's relatively brief theatrical exposure, full-throated
roars of audience approval greeted each swift kick that Van
Damme applied to Rourke's noggin. Critics were just as savage
in their assaults: Even co-star Dennis Rodman, on brief sabbatical
from pro basketball and other public spectacles, got better
notices.
Rourke
has been a punchline for so long, it's difficult to recall
a time when he was taken not just seriously but gratefully.
"With luck," critic Pauline Kael wrote back in 1982,
"Rourke could become a major actor: He has an edge and
magnetism, and a sweet, pure smile that surprises you."
So what happened? Why is the slow-simmering scene-stealer
of Diner and Body Heat now slumming his way through an inexplicably
prolific V-movie career?
Perhaps
he delved a little too deeply into his character while giving
what may be his best performance. In Barfly, Barbet Schroeder's
riotous comedy of bad manners based on Charles Bukowski's
self-mythologizing screenplay, Rourke was fearlessly and ferociously
funny as a Skid Row poet with scabby knuckles, indelibly soiled
clothes -- you could almost see how bad he smelled -- and
a bowlegged walk that suggested a long estrangement from indoor
plumbing. Unfortunately, after starring to perfection as an
unkempt crank who doesn't give a damn, Rourke stuck with the
part, on screen and off. It wasn't just that he continued
to speak his lines in a lazily purring whine. (In Francesco,
which cast him as, no kidding, St. Francis of Assisi, he extolled
his followers to live in the wilds, "under the treeeeeeees,
with the squirrrrrrrrrrels.") He also appeared to stop
bathing for long periods, and to never, ever wash his hair.
When he half-heartedly attempted a comeback by doing ever
steamier variations of 9 ½ Weeks, you couldn't help
wondering how his female co-stars could stand near him, much
less lie under him.
Occasionally,
Rourke will shake off the cobwebs, reacquaint himself with
shampoo and work for a filmmaker he respects, or one who simply
won't put up with his nonsense. (He's terrific in a small
but vital role in Francis Ford Coppola's The Rainmaker.) More
often, though, he lumbers through V-movie flotsam like Bullet (doing a grim reprise of his Rumble Fish posturing) or Fall
Time (offering a glassy-eyed self-parody as an unlucky bank
robber). There is something weirdly artificial about his newly
buff physique, to say nothing of what looks like a haphazard
face-lift. But the real turn-off is the screw-you arrogance
that permeates his V-movie performances. Whether he's playing
a sweaty and sleazy drug-addled cop in cheap silk shirts and
leather pants (Out in 50), or a sweaty and sleazy action hero
who's shooting his way through a ridiculous mix of Die Hard and Con Air in an underpopulated shopping mall (Point Blank),
Rourke acts like he's doing everybody a favor simply by showing
up. Thanks, but no thanks.
SELECTIVE
FILMOGRAPHY:
1981:
"Body Heat." 1982: "Diner," "Eureka."
1983: "Rumble Fish." 1984: "The Pope of Greenwich
Village." 1985: "Year of the Dragon." 1986:
"9 ½ Weeks." 1987: "Angel Heart,"
"A Prayer for the Dying," "Barfly." 1988:
"Homeboy." 1989: "Johnny Handsome," "Francesco."
1990: "Wild Orchid," "Desperate Hours."
1991: "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man." 1992:
"White Sands." 1995: "Fall Time." 1996:
"Exit in Red," "Bullet." 1997: "Point
Blank," "Double Team," "Another 9 ½
Weeks," "The Rainmaker." 1998: "Buffalo
'66," "Thursday." 1999: "Out in Fifty,"
"Shades." 2000: "Get Carter."
ICE
T
Widely acknowledged as the godfather of gangsta rap, Ice
T was the first superstar in his musical orbit to make a credible
bid for a big-screen career. Despite having, at best, only
three expressions --surly, surlier and seriously pissed off
-- and a voice that sounds like bad plumbing with a slight
lisp, the frosty rapper managed to more than hold his own
opposite Denzel Washington as a supporting player in Ricochet.
And he believably blowtorched his way through New Jack City as a bad-news cop who barely contains his wrath while apprehending
a super-slick crime kingpin (Wesley Snipes). "I want
to kill you so bad," he memorably rasped at his captured
quarry, "my dick is hard!"
But at
a time when fellow rappers such as Ice Cube and LL Cool J
are assuming prominent roles in major motion pictures -- and
even evolving as multi-hyphenate auteurs -- Ice T is pursuing
a more idiosyncratic career path. Indeed, he appears poised
to become the Warren Oates of the new millennium, establishing
himself as the kind of ego-free, multi-purpose character actor
who'll do any part of any size in any kind of film.
In recent
years, Ice T has dashed from V-movie to V-movie with all the
indefatigable energy and undiscriminating enthusiasm one used
to associate with Michael Caine or Gene Hackman. Look here,
and he's feasting on scenery as a rogue fighter pilot who
holds the United States for ransom in Stealth Fighter, a smudged
carbon of Broken Arrow. Look there, and he's effortlessly
engaging as furloughed convict who helps an FBI agent (Suzy
Amis) track a twisted religious fanatic (Mario Van Peebles)
in Judgment Day, a frisky, no-frills mix of Deep Impact and
48 HRS.
Look just
about everywhere else at your friendly neighborhood video
store, and you'll likely see one of Ice T's several collaborations
with director Albert Pyun, master of the visually stunning
and dramatically muddled action flick. Think John Wayne and
John Ford, or Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro -- and you'll
doubtless agree that Ice T and Pyun have a lot more in common
with Edward Wood and Bela Lugosi.
In Crazy
Six, a typically incoherent Pyun picture, Ice T spends most
of his time suggesting deep thought by pressing his index
finger to his forehead while he, Rob Lowe and Burt Reynolds
wander through an impenetrable haze of disjointed storytelling
on the mean streets of Bratislava. More recently, Pyun shot
three digital-video quickies -- Urban Menace, Corrupt and
The Wrecking Crew -- with the same actors, the same rap-music
soundtrack and, no kidding, the same deserted-factory set.
Ice T runs the gamut from foul-mouthed narrator to loose-cannon
vigilante to lovelorn gang boss in this trilogy of... well,
take your pick: They're either short movies or long music
videos. The good news is, Ice T remains cool even when his
films fizzle.
SELECTED
FILMOGRAPHY:
1991:
"New Jack City," "Ricochet." 1992: "Trespass."
1994: "Surviving the Game." 1995: "Tank Girl,"
"Johnny Mnemonic." 1997: "Mean Guns, "The
Deli." 1998: "Crazy Six." 1999: "The Wrecking
Crew," "Stealth Fighter," "Sonic Impact,"
"Judgment Day," "The Heist," "Urban
Menace," "Final Voyage," "Corrupt."
2000: "Leprechaun in the Hood."
SHANNON
TWEED
In the world of direct-to-video melodramas, Shannon Tweed
is the undisputed Queen of the V-movies. The secret of her
success? Some critics will tell you she is master of her disreputable
realm because of her sleek professionalism, which allows her
to stride through even the most formulaic bilge with her dignity
intact. Others will insist that Tweed more than compensates
for her limited acting skills with a charismatic screen presence
that serves her quite well within a narrow range of roles.
But a
really honest admirer of her oeuvre will set you straight:
Shannon Tweed is a cult icon because she's a fabulously beautiful
woman who finds a reason to flaunt her abundant breasts in
almost every movie she graces. With assets like those, who
cares if she can't match Meryl Streep when it comes to tricky
accents?
A former
Playmate of the Year -- surprise, surprise! -- and a veteran
of TV soap operas, the Canadian-born Tweed made her first
significant screen appearance in Hot Dog... The Movie, a singularly
dopey 1984 farce about sex on the ski slopes. As a hormonally
inflamed ski bunny who comes on to men, women and tender vegetation,
Tweed evidenced a genuine flair for flirty comedy. She also
removed her clothing and jumped on warm bodies, signature
behavior that would carry her far as a V-movie star.
Throughout
the 1990s, Tweed appeared in literally dozens of made-for-video
features, playing everything from vengefully homicidal widows
to kickboxing action heroines, from cunning femmes fatales
to bamboozled defense attorneys. The only constant has been
her proclivity for nakedness, partial or otherwise, even when
there isn't time or motivation for soft-core gymnastics. In
Hard Vice -- a low-rent thriller that plays like a pilot for
a TV series even undiscriminating insomniacs wouldn't watch
-- Tweed is a hard-boiled cop teamed with harder-boiled Sam
Jones to find a serial killer of hookers. Nothing much happens
between these two until, more than halfway into the film,
Tweed simply rips off her shirt and grabs her hunky co-star.
It's almost as though, off camera, director Joey Travolta
suddenly slapped his forehead and yelped: "Damn! I almost
forgot! This is a Shannon Tweed movie! Lose the blouse, honey!"
The scene is a paradigm of gratuitous nudity: Once it's out
of the way, Tweed remains fully clothed for the rest of the
film.
Well into
the second decade of her V-movie career, Tweed remains a vivaciously
attractive and reasonably competent actress who can rise to
the occasion in painless time-killers such as Sexual Response,
a Fatal Attraction clone in which she plays an adulterous
talk-radio sex therapist, and Forbidden Sins, a Jagged Edge knock-off which casts her as the lawyer for an accused killer
who looks and acts guilty only because he is. Unfortunately,
Tweed can do little to elevate something as mind-numbingly,
jaw-droppingly awful as, say, Scandalous Behavior. Even more
unfortunately, her resume indicates a work ethic unimpeded
by discriminating taste. "I read scripts and think, `That's
pretty good,'" she once told an interviewer. "And
then it turns out to be nothing like what I read. I always
feel betrayed at the end of a movie." Poor dear.
SELECTED
FILMOGRAPHY:
1984:
"Hot Dog... The Movie." 1987: "Meatballs III."
1988: "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."
1989: "Code Name: Vengeance." 1992: "Sexual
Response," "Night Eyes II," "The Naked
Truth." 1993: "Night Eyes III," "Indecent
Behavior." 1994: "Indecent Behavior II," "Illicit
Dreams," "No Contest," "Hard Vice."
1995: "Indecent Behavior III," "Body Chemistry
4: Full Exposure." 1997: "No Contest II," "Human
Desires." 1998: "Scandalous Behavior," "Forbidden
Sins," "Forbidden by Law," "Naked Lies."
1999: "Detroit Rock City," "Power Play."
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